Year: 2005
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“But what do I do with my old ’78s?”
I just bought myself a new turntable (that’s a ‘gramophone’ to you, Grandad). My old one (an Ariston Q Deck) had stopped working […] Read more
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Devaluing the family jewels
Yesterday, one of my schoolboy fantasies finally came true and I found myself naked on a bed while two nurses (actually, a nurse […] Read more
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“I have one word for you…plastic.”
Outside of my office block there are a couple of uncomfortable-looking, ugly, grey concrete benches that seem to have been provided for the […] Read more
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Protect Me I’m Stupid
I work for a company that prides itself on its safety-conscious attitude. This is generally a good thing, but sometimes they can push […] Read more